entertainmentweekly:

Sarah Paulson
He said: Sarah Paulson’s lot in life is to never win the Emmy she deserves for her relentlessly astonishing work on various iterations of American Horror Story. She’s like Jon Hamm, if all of Jon Hamm’s fellow nominees were also his costars. But, like, consolation prize: She wins all the awards for this dress, which sort of looks like a recap of the first three seasons of American Horror Story translated into a Jackson Pollock painting. Are people hating on this dress? Do they not appreciate the fact that it looks like blood snow falling on a dark night of the soul? I bet Ryan Murphy casts this dress in season 4. A
She said: No. It looks like what’s inside a container you’re afraid to open because it’s been in the fridge waaay too long. D
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when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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